In Englisch mussten wir einmal eine Horrorgeschichte schreiben (Fifi & me: Vorbild war Phantom Kommando)

 

DEATH WISH 47

 

Once upon a time a tall, strong, masculine, extremely intelligent and sexy man lived in the beautiful mountains of Canada with his sweet little innocent daughter.They were very happy, they went fishing to the blue cristal clear lake where no one had gone before. Every day was a perfect day, it was like in paradise...they ate fresh apples from the colourful trees and fed bambi, their harmless sweet animal-friend.

 

 

BUT!

One day everything changed. When Esmeralda woke up to prepare the breakfast for her nice daddy someone knocked at the door of their little cosy home. She opened the postman and he said that he had a candy for her behind the bushes. 10 minutes later her father woke up. He could formly smell that something was wrong. He went into his little sweet daughter´s cosy purple bedroom, but nobody was there. He ran out of the house and screamed:

"Esmeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaldaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

But she didn´t answer. Suddenly he saw traces of blood on the clean white sand. He followed the trace to the bushes, where he saw the mess.....

 

 

There was blood all over the place, it stunk like a pile of shit. The face of the sweet little girl was cut into pieces and her bowels came out of her stomach. It was an undiscribable mess. He knew that it had been the gayass postman. So Hans went back into the wooden house, right over to the gunlocker. He took his shotgun, 50 shells and his favourite gun...... his desert eagle.

So he got to his horse, called Jollie and so he rode to the post office. "Good morning, Hans", said Alfons, another friendly postman. Hans took his desert eagle - aimed for Alfons´ head and pulled the trigger. "Shut the fuck up bitch!", he said while he blew off his friggen head. He opened the door and went into the post office. He took his shotgun and said: "Want some too, bitches???" A woman ran towards Hans and screamed: "You can´t do that!"...."I can", said Hans and blew off both of that bitches´ arms.......blah blah blah (hier ging uns die Zeit aus)....then he killed everybody in the post office and said: "Yippie eye yo fuckheads!!!"

 

Then he was happy again and burried the things which had been left of her daughter near the blue cristal clear lake.

 

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