PHILIPP´S ENGLISCH SCHULARBEIT

 

ein paar Kürzungen und Ergänzungen(damits nicht ganz so arg is)

 

Thema: In a space station, an older astronaut tells a younger one how all life on earth was wiped out.

 

OLD MAN: "I tell you man: This was a really great time! Maybe they have told you that in the 20th century there was so much crime, violence and stuff, but if you knew the truth,then believe me, you would wish yourself to go back!

Alright, I have to admit that when I was young and stupid, I shot down some cops and beggars or so on, but that happened! This life sucks ass! Here it´s so boring, man! Life without action sucks! Your biggest worry is to forget your condom if you do one of these robo-bitches! But in the 20th century life was really dangerous and full of action! If someone tried to mess with you , you could have knocked him down and nobody would have given a fuck about it! Here it's so peaceful!

But unfortunetaly the USA got a new president, a really stupid asshole. The first two years he put all the money of the taxes into the armed forces and then they attacked the USSR. That was a big mistake, no, it was the biggest mistake in history! Everybody knew that the Russian dirtbags were better armed. So,after 8 hours the whole world was blown up. Only a few people survived. Ha,the Russians have shot one of their big red missiles right into Mr.Presidents face! Unfortunetaly the whole world was full of that atomic waste so we had to flee. And so we are here, young man!

But, you know, I am old and who gives a fuck about us old guys? Nobody! And nobody will ever believe us! They all think that we had to flee because the ice on the poles melted to water so we all drowned. BULLSHIT! I know the truth, man!"

 

YOUNG MAN: "Aha"

 

Na,war das wirklich so arg? Das war doch ehrlichgesagt halb so schlimm! Naja-die Frau professor wird´s schon wissen!